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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 04:15

No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
No go.
What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids