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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 04:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

How would you define love?

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Is it true that most women like alpha males?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

No go.

What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

What seemingly minor decision or moment in your past ended up having a massive impact on your entire life trajectory?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?